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anyone wants to play mtg arena? it's free

Visiting and cleaning ancestor's cemetery. Oldest grave for that area is unknown.

Germany is a such a big country, but somehow they can't produce people like Austria. How come?

How to stop being sad?

This is the most american thing you will ever see

I dare you to buy this bottle, then drink half of it in one sitting. Then you can experience what its really like to be crazy for 12 hours. Ignore the cringe name, its just d9. (included a title because some bernd said we can improve the site by using titles for our threads)

>loli tries to have sex with man >man refuses her advances and gets #metooed by loli >whole town hates him and tries to murder him

dicuss brendt

can't stop listening to shit like this

Israel attacked Iran, Iraq and Syria apparently. Wat nou?

It is unfathomable how much worse Germany is today compared to 25 years ago. Has there ever been such a rapid decline, not caused by war, in all of human history?

Confess your sins to the priest

why live without a dotter?

puzzle threda!!1!! Creating Puzzles > https://jiggie.fun/ See picrel 4 Old Thread >>22492841 had 86 puzzles puzzl count 2 last puzzle: https://jiggie.fun/yGLiMI Adding music to jukebox If the jukebox is enabled you will find a note symbol and a "+" on top of the puzzle screen. Use the note to see the song list and "+" to add new songs via jewtube links (just copypasta of link). Songs must be at least 1:30 min and no longer than (I guess) 6:00 min. Songs can be either queued to already existing playlist ("PAY") or jammed right away ("JAM") in the "+" menu and will cost points that are obtained by connecting pieces Sometimes jukebox is a bit buggy but can be much fun :3 You can also mute the jukebox, but of course you never would... Bernd is open for all songs and genres. Commands in chat >/whisper <username>;[...Message] Sends a message to a given user. <username> is case sensitive. Whispers aren't saved in the chat log. >/whisperid <id>;[...Message] Sends a message to a given user id. >/s <message> Sends a message that won't be saved in the chat log, so it's only visible to people currently in the room. >/mod [username] Gives host rights to another user. >/votekick [optional:name] Initiates a votekick session for whoever holds the most pieces at the time of initialization, or the name if specified >/vote Contributes a vote to the votekick. Votes are tracked by IP >/stop Cancels the current votekick session. >/revert [x=0] Reverts the board state to how it was x * 10 seconds ago. 0 reverts to the most recent backup, that can be up to 10 seconds old. >/resync Resyncs the board state with all the clients. All selected pieces will be dropped. >/cleanup Rearrange autistically all of the unconnected pieces. Assumes sets are not to be mixed. >/pladd [x] [url] Adds audio from a youtube video referred to by [url] to the end of the jukebox playlist. Requires paying [x] coins where [x] is greater than the current bid >/pljam [x] [url] Same as /pladd, except the audio is played immediately, skipping the current song. Requires paying [x] coins where [x] is greater than double the current bid >/plskip OR /plskip [n] Skips the currently playing OR toggles skipping of the [n]:th song in the list >/scores Shows leaderboard Puzzle Etiquette and useful stuff (maybe) 1) Try not to hold pieces if you don't know what to do with them, especially connected pieces. 2) Try not to put pieces on top of other pieces. This includes partially covering other pieces, especially pieces of similar colors. The goal is to be able to see all the edges of all the pieces all the time. 3) Try not to put too many single pieces inside the frame. 4) Respect other's work (sorting, connected pieces, etc.). He who starts a piece of work is the final decision maker on it. Basically, you can help out but if someone keeps "un-doing" your help, take the hint and back off. Make a post in the thread to ask questions or give suggestions. 5) Try to keep it to one active puzzle at a time. 6) Don't move the (main) puzzle, if you accidently do, bring it back to where it was before. 7) Talk about any issues in the thread, don't be passive aggressive in game. 8) Low contrast puzzles are a pain in the ass. Don't use old ass paintings. It's no fun. If using low contrast motives, you can easily increase contrast using any graphics editor :3 ty in advance. 9) Puzzles with large areas of solid or similar color are no fun either. 10) When you create a puzzle please post a screenshot of the puzzle result after it's finished. 11) NSFW/L puzzles MUST be properly marked as such. ==Tips For Finding Puzzle Pictures (Easy Mode)= Search for: Jigsaw puzzle {some topic} Specify large images 1024x768 or larger work best. You can use smaller images, but they will probably be blurry. If you find a good topic (like kots) and a specific site has a lot of good images, add: site:website.com to the search. Some good sites with puzzle images: puzzlewarehouse.com seriouspuzzles.com jigsawpuzzlesforadults.com walmart.com puzzlepalace.com.au mindgamessouthport.co.uk pintrest.com Example Search: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Jigsaw+Puzzle+castle+site%3Apinterest.com&iax=images&ia=images&iaf=size%3AWallpaper Skribblo, Gartic Phone and other nice frens games For Game Room just ask in threda :3 Cozy movies over cytu.be Just ask in threda for cinema feel with frens

Why is being a man so boring? Why are men so boring? I wish I were a girl. Girls are cooler than men.

Storm fucks a mexican in the new xmen dude they stuffed 4 relationships in like 6 episodes shits wack

How and when do you think you will die?

I think I will buy and jägermeister tomorrow

gf sent this

Imagine not being indian

God, I hate female athletes. Female soccer players, hockey, basketball, judo, whatever, they fucking emasculate you by the fact they are better than you in sports. They emasculate you.

who's your chess youtuber waifu

Why isn't /int/ talking about the Skymaster activity that's ongoing since last night? >US and Russian doomsday planes in the air >constant EAM transmissions for like 8 hours, unprecedented >flight of tankers from UK >US military bases on lockdown >Russian spooks arrested by German intelligence for plotting to attack US bases and weapons factories in Germany

new build what do you think?

would you hire her as a nanny? she's 18, been on the job for 3 years and has "great referrals"

Days are too short for me. I can never sleep early enough, but days are just so short.

Chad has spoken.

TV is so fucking cringe, holy shit I can't handle it. Even athletes interviews, rapper, cant handle

I need a busty teenager to fuck

Alexis Texas Is Buttwoman (2008)

It's normal be so horny that after you creampie the pussy your dick continues hard and and creampie more two times before it finally calm down? I'm scared and fear that there is something really wrong with me.

Wait until they ban soft drinks in plastic bottles due to pollution and climate change and mandate all drinks must come in paper bottles that last max 24 hours without deteriorating Screencap this post

She looks so young. Who has that pic of the old wrinkly 37 year old sitting at a pc? I want to contrast it with this young-looking woman https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13319549/single-mom-12-kids-food-stamps-affordability.html

Hinduism and Buddhism are both mock-ups of Greek culture, who visited the Indus area since Alexander the Great. The few cool things in India were all created by Islamic and British rulers. Prove me wrong.

Musk officially declared Brazil a venezuelan-like dictatorship and prove last elections were a fraud to elect Lula. USA Congress investigating it, confirms accusations. Brazil is now together with Venezuela, Cuba and North Korea as world pariahs.

Never, ever give up your goals in life, bernd.

putin will disable my sim card in 2 weeks due to "passport mismatch according to new law" all because it's registered in the name of a random churka instead of on mine gotta find new churka now fuck you putin

How the fuck are cinemas/movie thraters still in business? They're way too loud, way too expensive (yet you still have to watch ads), people around you talking, blocking your view, crunching, or blinding you with their phone. You can't pause to go take a piss. Compare this to watching a movie at home for free in comfort. Who the fuck goes to these things? Or is if because movie cabal decided to release new movies to cinemas first for unknown reasons?

Japanese in Lederhosn is funny haha

>Kommuna is a submarine salvage ship in service with the Russian Navy's Black Sea Fleet and the world's oldest active duty naval vessel. 110 years old ship still in service. Why is Russian tech so OP?

I feel like smoking a cigar.

Powerful

>She then witnessed Childers rub the infant’s genitals in a “circular motion,” while saying “that was her clit area and she likes it. It just made her day.” https://dailystormer.in/kentucky-no-jail-time-for-tranny-daycare-worker-who-molested-baby/ LOL.

New speculative science man video

I got this one today. she is shy

stalinism is just nazism but based when you think about it except le based right wingers are against both makes you think

this cat is a gay rapist

Been on intermittent fasting diet for 6 days now. No eating or consuming any sugars or carbs until 6pm everyday. My meals consist of fruits, toasts kefir, tuna, eggs, orange juice. Deli cutts, cheese, and butter. I have lost almost 4 pounds already. It may have been in the form of backed up poop in my intestines. My stomach definitely feels like it shrinking.

Should i invest in this shit? it costs 43 bucks more some fuckable random taxes.

Why does economy have to grow endlessly? It seems everyone accepts this premise but i seemed to miss out on the memo.

who wants to be my evil henchman?

this is your appearance

i reached 2000 elo bullet in lichess feeling so based rn

Unimaginable, but it's reality The future is now, old man Source: >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poland IMF WEO April 2024 And it's still >white, homogenous >trad, Christian (no gay marriage, not even gay civil unions, no abortion, 100k+ nationalist/patriotic march on Independence Day 11/11, military parade on August 15th celebrating victory over bolsheviks in 1920, almost same uniforms as prewar that look naziesque) >prosperous, advanced >monocultural >clean, safe inb4 2 more weeks

Are letters »ä« and »e« used for the same sound in German or is there a subtle difference?

Honestly, as a girl I am sick of men living in their fantasy world and pleasuring themselves looking at the screen. What is your problem, afraid of responsibility?

I believe that the most beautiful part of a girl's body is her eyes. You can read everything in the eyes, kindness, lust, honesty, passion. And looking into someone's beautiful eyes is always a mesmerizing thing.

This white British guy traveling around Poland, and saying that Poland seems like a first world paradise compared to the UK, everything is so new and modern here, and he geniuely does not understand why so many Poles migrated to the UK back then in the past, because he does not want to come back to his country after coming here. You think he does it only for views and likes, or he is being honest?

>be a smart 90 iq guy >make videos on youtube where you pay someone to make your animations for you >ask your community for money for a new video >get around 50 grand <pays $47.000 to an animator to make a fetish animation of you and a deamon girl from an obscure cartoon Hazbin Hotel >realize you fucked up badly >don't release the video >someone leaks it >community starts asking what happened with the money >deflects and don't answer it >ask the community for more money >patreons and everyone GTFO >patreon goes from thousands of dollars monthly to just around 100 dollars He could have used the money to pay someone to hammer his head with animation courses until he learned how to make his own animation, or at least could have delivered what people asked instead of self inserting in a softcore hentai Third pic is the reaction of Hazbin Hotel's creator when she saw Verbalase's video Vid related, next to 50 grand for that and he didn't even have the balls to post on youtube

What is the most addicting feeling in the world? For me it's making someone fall in love with me, make them trust me with everything they have and then destroy their lives. What about you, Bernd?

These AI video quality are getting better

Still remembering that pretty girl I had spoken to only for 5 seconds 6 years ago.

People went to jail for protesting this shit on Jan 6.

Did you know in Florida, alligators raid rubbish bins?

Is it the Jewish community who are trying to fuck me, or what? I dislike kikes but I remain loyal to Israel.

I haven’t had a slurpee in years, the Europeans won’t understand

Cougars are amazing and beautiful--also terrifying because they are silent and kill you fast and steathily. They could absolutely wreck any size adult.

copped her the cash vinyl

You all have terribly boring fetishes.

I cant get id. This nigga knew about it from the start. Why was he so cocky? Wtf did he expect? He cant possibly expected the west to fund him forever? Who is so retarded after Iraq, afganistan, libya and syria?? And then, he didnt know that Russia has more productive capacity than Ukraine? wtf. Is he trolling or what? He believed the memes about gas station with nukes that only absolute CIA fed retards for fall? He is supposedly a head of state... Help me understand wtf happened...?!

Cant stop listening to shit like this

Does quantum entanglement exist?

Who is this

finally some good game will come out

>stalins kills trotsky >oil canvas, 2024

What the FUCK happened? How does a woman change so much in 6 years?!

Reminder that if you have your own room and doesn't share it with anybody you're a privileged garch

>be russian German from Germany, but also from russia >do spying stuff for whore russia <get caught by pic1 this just happened in Germany moskals be mad r8 and subscribe

i just realized womens rings are supposed to represent the clitoris

This is the designated thread to post about the Ukraine-Russia War. Threads about this topic (without sufficient merit/originality outside the war context) are not allowed outside this containment thread, and of those, blatant and/or low quality threads will be met with a probable ban. This thread is cyclic.

I need a Polish mobile phone number, and I need it in Switzerland to register with InPost. Is there a Polish mobile provider that sells tourist SIM cards (eSIM noncards preffered) to people abroad? I will pay the necessary Zloty to receive a single SMS and after that I'll use it when I'm in Poland in June.

When I returned from store I was stuck in smalltalk for 20 minutes with the commieblock janny

daily reminder you'll never own cheap real estate in souf brasil

It begins! The first president that is a criminal. Hail the Orange Fuhrer! https://apnews.com/live/trump-trial-hush-money-updates-april-15 https://www.foxnews.com/politics/could-you-juror-trumps-new-york-hush-money-trial-42-questions-prosecutors-asking https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/live-blog/trump-hush-money-trial-stormy-daniels-michael-cohen-live-updates-rcna145934 https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/04/15/nyregion/trump-hush-money-trial

can't stop listening to shit like this

Hey Bernard, what is your spirit animal? I think mine is the wolf because I really like wolf-like dogs and I see them in my dreams. Also, I think a wolfskin cloak would be really badass.

So Hohol. Are you happy now? You are where you were 400 years ago before YOUR ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN BROTHERS L I B E R A T E D YOU! A Ukrainian woman is being sold in Turkey by Arabs, to be some rich effendi's sex slave. Literally Tatar yoke 2.0. And on top of that, your president is a Jew. Honestly hohols, are you not one bit ashamed. You are recolonizing yourself and going back to your past. I stopped having any respect for modern Ukraine a long time ago, but this is just pathetic. At least Russians are proud of who they are, and don't sell out. Do you think the rest of the world really cares about the concept of Ukraine specifically so much? NO. We don't. You were duped by the Anglo-Jew. Now beg Russia wins.

Not having enough sex is the root cause of your depression, Bernd. You should work on that.

what phenotype is this

ZOGs are trying to expand to south America.

Like 2 weeks ago or something I started doing Yoga with the goal of being able to suck my own dick. After a week and a half of stretching I called it quits because one day I started to experience some sharp back pain out of nowhere (happened after days of rest). I was surprised that this happened due to the fact that I never felt any pain during the actual stretching. In the end, I never got close, my dick was still 6 inches away. Being erect doesn't bring your dick as close as you would think it does due to the position that makes your dick inside your body more. My knees got 2.5 inches from touching the ground. I only wanted to try this for a month to see how close I could get. I knew I would never actually get to suck my own dick. I found out that it takes some people years before they can actually do this. I guess I didn't go slow enough to prevent back pain.

rate my outfit

You guys do realize the Ukraine war is nothing like modern warfare at all? This is 2 shitholes slogging it off WW1 or Iran-Iraq style (only sans chemical warfare)

>no coomers only nonces on kc sad state

what happened that made femoids kill themselves so much?

Female macaque

lolibeauty.com don't click... unless you are ready to be submerged in a dark world

Just ate a good chunk of Marijuana chocolate cake Will keep bernd informed

Kohl cop

how to roll back perversion i masturbated to this pic 2 times, soon to be three, and i was wondering if there's a way

what if you taught your daughter that her genitals are called "horse" so she'd say on school "dad loves stroking my horse" or something like that then other girls would say "wow you have a horse?" and the daughter would say "don't all girls have horses?" the school would think "wow garch" and not call police

Fuck Hegel. Dialectics is for losers.

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Time to smoke more weed

I am completely alone. No frens, no gf, nobody. My family is too far away. Humans can't live like this, they are supposed to talk, breed, hug each other. It's a basic need. It's the Jews who do it to increase the general suffering level. When somebody suffer - a Jew smiles, they feel this energy.

How come West Germany had so many leftist terrorist groups during the cold war but no right wing terrorist groups?

how come such simple things are so much hotter than actual porn? the power of imagination?

How does such Nigeria even function? How can schools, nurseries, etc. operate there?

How could a man be so courageous, brave, have such chivalry and manners? The only logical conclusion is that Ali was the greatest of prophets... no ... he was GOD himself!

I miss the Czech Republic so bad. It's literally paradise on earth.

Who are the suiciders? Are they weaklings because they are afraid of hard times in life? Or is it the opposite, you must be a brave man to end your life? For instance. I know that my life is pathetic, I'm mentally ill and can't be cured so the only way that I can see in the future is kms. But I'm afraid of death, the pain and the unknown. What if after all the suffering in life I'll go to hell with endless suffering? So nothing changes except for everlasting punishment. Am I a coward? It looks like I am. But if I'll kms I'm considered a coward too, because I was too weak to deal with my mental illness and preferred the easiest way that's actually not easy at all

rate my dinner

how the fuck do you live like this

Bernd warum hast du Angst vom streicheln? Deine rasistische rumtuerei online ist nur ein stummer Schrei nach Liebe.

Polish cuisine is the best among white people's cuisines

bro

who has the most suffering, eastern europe or niggers?

ai is getting too good

penis demands masturbation

> Cancer rate among Air Force Missileers prompts questions, concerns Everyone is baffled, there is no explanation

tag youself

Germans live scattered. Berlin, the most populous city, has a population of 3,677,472. Korea has 9,659,322 people living in Seoul.

How is it possible for any American to be still single?

Useless people

>inject covid vaccines >claim it causes cancer >both covid and cancer are fake >? >profit

Why are Germans like this?

I'm having sex with two women consistently for the past two months and they both know I am seeing other women, yet they continue to see me. Why do they do this

I had a stroke once when I overdosed on amphetamine.

The Ukrainian Defense Ministry will introduce gender equality in the Ukrainian army. This concerns new rules for "gender-sensitive speech" and increasing the potential of women in leadership and combat positions, the Defense Ministry has said. In this, Ukraine will be assisted by NATO. It is planned to organize exercises for 200 "gender advisers". The Defense Ministry will introduce gender equality in the Ukrainian army. This concerns new rules for "gender-sensitive speech" and increasing the capacity of women in leadership and combat positions, the Defense Ministry said. In this, Ukraine will be assisted by NATO. It is planned to organize exercises for 200 "gender advisers".

I love her!

Swiss government wants to make it illegal to post swastikas.

at 173cm height and 75kg weight, i am extremely obese. my body fat % is like 40 or some other ridiculously high number what about you?

Some people are saying this is 100% AI generated If this is true, then the singularity is closer than ever

https://www.independent.ie/regionals/dublin/dublin-news/bird-trapped-in-dublin-airport-terminal-wandering-around-confused-for-more-than-40-days-as-removal-no-easy-task/a1068316251.html >Bird trapped in Dublin Airport terminal ‘wandering around confused for more than 40 days’ as removal ‘no easy task’ >Airports are not their natural habitat, and do not produce worms and bugs for them to eat. The starling won’t find the food and water it needs. post silly or interesting news from your cunt

does bernd delid his lgf for more stable core temps and higher clock speeds?

I haven't jerked off for 9 days, and for some reason I don’t want to do this. There's something wrong with me. It's spring now... Strange.

marge fuck flander

Men age like wine

I hate women so much I became gay

I regularly come to kohlchan because I have OCD and because it's like a community of losers similar to me, misanthropes, racists, sexists, incels. HOWEVER, I don't fucking wanna be surrounded by pedo bait imagery. Stop this pedo garbage.

creator of russian cunny sovial media shows face. for what reason he does this? he has already won.

new windchesd. braise G-d. does bornd enjoy bassaggalia? :DDDD

Does it make you sad and mad that you will never have a gf like this?

I feel better now edition

Eastgermans attacking a black man for no reason

post the bum pics

Walking to page [30]

Whats the deal of everything feminine being removed from games?

KC glowies, who decided children were a soft target? You should fire them, because children are the hardest target of all, it's like you guys were trapped into doing this psyop as a kind of psyop-ception to out yourselves as hopeless glowies.

I am a white European man. You are a brown gypsy from India.

b-b-b-b-u-t I have to pay $90 a month for private healthcare though so its 3rd world

If Hamas are a tool created by Israel to destroy Palestinians, then why don't Hezbollah and Iran make this known to the world and instead associate wholeheartedly with Hamas?

I like this song and this girl

I have schizophrenia

There's something deeply upsetting about this. I don't think women should be taking any risks or be in any position to fail in the first place. They're supposed to tend to the garden and raise children. The only ambitions they should have are maintaining a nice home and fostering a peaceful family.

Why do people act like the Holocaust was an act of pure evil and/or psychopathy Who even likes Jews? What good have Jews ever done to gain our sympathy? So my point is, to commit to the act of cleansing Europe of its Jews doesn't require extraordinary evil or psychopathy. It's the right thing to do. In my opinion the Germans are evil for everything else they did EXCEPT the Holocaust >inb4 there was no Holocaust There were 3.3 million kikes here before the war, now there's 0.003 million. Regardless what happened, it happened GOOD

If I become a femboy will my dick get bigger? I already have twink bod tbh

From e-thot to chud. What went wrong?

It would be funny to see what would happen if foids had to build their own state from scratch without male help. Id pay good money to see that.

what profitable things you did today?

>irritating CUNT from client sent a snarky email about how I've made a mistake and need to fix it pronto because they need this done tomorrow 6am. Every bigwig faggot on CC to see how I fucked up >even at a glance it seems like the error is on their side, not mine >if she was not a snarky cunt, I'd let her know, she'd fix it and have it doen today >spent 2 hours checking and re-checkin that it is on their side >will send and email at 16:50 detailing exactly what SHE had done wrong, and showing this is not my issue but hers >she will stay at work late for hours just because she is a snarky little bitch meanwhile I will kill time by fapping. They pay me for this time

*kicks your door down* Still think posting antisemitism online is fun?

bernd >hates diversity and multiculturalism >spends all his free time in a diverse environment with people from all different countries How to explain this paradox? Maybe bernd doesn't mind diversity after all??

Say my name

Poland why?

I want also

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im the only truecel bernd in kc

This 22 year old woman who looks like a little girl

A Jupiter man accused of possessing child pornography was arrested after he apparently emailed some of the material – to himself. Dr. Thomas E. Lipin is a well-known ENT with his own practice in Jupiter. His official website notes his many accomplishments over the last 30 years treating both children and adults in the community, including the Distinguished Citizen Award from Boy Scouts of America for community service in 2005 and acted as Chairman of the Board for Jupiter Medical Center for five years. But allegations of Lipin transferring and downloading child sexual abuse material have landed him behind bars. In a statement, Jupiter Medical told CBS12 News that Lipin no longer works with them and his privileges at their facilities have been revoked. The fallout comes after a six-month-long investigation, where the Jupiter Police Department reportedly found more than 15 files of child pornography downloaded on multiple devices belonging to Lipin. Officers noted some of the children appeared as young as five years old. According to the police report, the 70-year-old man told officers “When he sees an image he likes, he sends it to himself via email from one device to another.” “It can be from his phone to his computer to get it off his phone to his computer or vice versa. But regardless, transferring illegal material between devices that you own or control doesn't make it any better. And there's going to be systems that are in place that are going to catch these things,” Craig Agranoff, a local tech expert, said. The National Center of Missing and Exploited Children received a CyberTip late last year from the well-known Electronic Service Provider (EST) Apple. The company claimed one of its users had uploaded a handful of suspected child pornographic files. The affidavit indicates the emails came from a @me.com address to a Gmail account, both of which the suspect acknowledged were his. The Gmail address was described as his email account, while the other one was created by Apple and was linked to his computer, it stated. The affidavit noted that prior to making contact with Lipin, the investigator on the case had obtained a search warrant and had checked out both email accounts where she found further evidence of child pornography. The investigator provided detailed descriptions of some of the images on the files found. According to police, Lipin denied making any child pornography himself or sending it to anyone. Agranoff said it’s likely that at least one of those images is already in a known database created to monitor for illegal content. “It stores like the digital fingerprints if that makes sense,” Agranoff said. ”So, when someone sends or receives files through the platform monitored by Apple, iCloud or any other email service like Gmail, the system scans these files within a millisecond to see if those hashes match any in the database of known child abuse material.” Once an account is flagged, the content is vetted. Only if there’s reason to believe it’s child sexual abuse material is it turned over to the authorities. Lipin was arrested on counts of sexual performance by a child, child pornography, and transmission of pornography with an electronic device. He was taken to the Palm Beach County Jail on Tuesday with a $50,000 bond. https://cbs12.com/amp/news/local/jupiter-man-caught-with-child-porn-after-tip-from-apple-police-say-gmail-thomas-lipin-email-csam-april-10-2024

Billions must feed the goats

this is what your face looks like on Hollywood this is what your face originally looks like without all of the Glitz, Glam and professional Makeup

The icecream man driving through neighborhoods is still a thing. I just heard one pass by and was tempted to buy an icecone but stayed in bed. The tune brought back nostalgia and gave me a smile.

Whats happening in Serbija?

He was right about everything. No EU, No NATO, poverty and misery. Situation is worse than it was during his reign (which was hard to imagine). Apologize.

Thinkin about family.

>he delegates his protection to (((police))) Lol, fag

what am i in for

I'm an incel because I wasn't born in the Latinx paradise Sudacaland.

You're a little apu walking through the woods, when you come to a bridge guarded by a pair of social anxiety trolls. How do you get past without undue awkwardness?

should i watch fallout?

Who was in the wrong here?

>baby boomers back in the day >hippies, pro-drugs, peace lovers, pacifists >boomers now <the complete opposite Will the same happen with millennials and this woke movement? Will these people get older and flip on a dime?

the attack on Israel was president less t. Annalener Baerback

It’s interesting what little self awareness women have. I walked right behind a woman today for almost a minute, she didn’t look around even once, I could have raped her right there and then. What is wrong with womenoids?

have u ever eat horsemeat? how does it taste?

In the old times, there was a new GTA game every 2 years and they were 10 times better than current GTA (GTA 5). Can you imagine that every two years we would get GTA game on a level of quality like Vice City and San Andreas? Everything went in bad direction.

Does quantum mechanical phenomena, such as entanglement and superposition, play an important part in the brain's function and can it explain critical aspects of consciousness? How can consciousness be defined? What is the neural basis of subjective experience, cognition, wakefulness, alertness, arousal, and attention?

let me guess you need more

So I’m thinking about distilling my own liquor, anyone else done this?

if Pythia could see the future why it got abolished?

>The PACE Legal Committee has recognized the Russian oil industry as a legitimate target for strikes by the Ukrainian Armed Forces, according to MP Oleksiy Honcharenko, which means that Ukraine should "hit and hit all the oil refineries in Russia until there are none left. https://en.lb.ua/news/2024/04/17/28526_pace_calls_recognition_putins.html

very odd

Have you ever taken breaks from kc? How long? How difficult it was? I've been using this website (and krautchan) for 14 years nonstop and I don't think I can take this anymore.

2nd most american video you ever seen

What's the way of being of russian women? Unrelated pics.

Are Colombian women the best and hottest Latinas?

I have had no legos since child but I want this, how stupid it's to waste money on toys as an adult

On the Wect, basically every girl shaves all of her body hair. Pussy completely bald. I have the impression that this is different in Russia. Am I wrong?

took 2drafts and im zooting yo

I'm a woman and I'm so horny right now Fuck my pussy, Bernd

What's your most cherished dream, Bernd? I mean the biggest one. I wanted to be a famous film director or a screenwriter, at least a producer. But I didn't believe in my opportunities and I was sceptical about my talents I haven't ones tho so I was graduated from law school instead and do a boring paper job now. It would be much better if I tried my luck in studying film production even if I was a director of plays in an Armenian mafia restaurant instead. Also I was dreaming about treating my depression but when I failed my attempts to get rid of it, I just don't want to exist anymore. I don't want to commit a kms because it's painful, filthy and I don't want to break the hearts of people who love me. What about you?

> 3% xDDD

Can someone explain me how do some people who apparently care so much about children and want to kill and torture pedophile for "hurting" them are same people who just don't give flying fuck for adult person? What causes such shift in morality that Adult person is basically worthless human trash that everything becomes fair game with them, you are allowed to exploit it , kill it, torture it...etc and its just funny, not even talking about pedophiles but generally every adult person becomes worthless and anything that happens to him is fair game... but some how we must Protect magical lives of children? For what? Morality? than you have no moral principals or their are arbitrary and changes. Can someone give me quick run down on morality?

Why are right wing memes so funny? My theory is that leftist memes are based in theory, this means they are not made for the purpose of making you laugh, but to try to validate an argument, that other leftists can understand. If you don't have a basic understanding of Marxist thought, you won't get much of it, they're kinda like an inside joke. Right wing memes however are focused on being edgy and seek to provoke, there are no long paragraphs, it's just LMAO NIGGERS and that's why it's so funny, but they also are somewhat esoterical (like all the Hyperborea stuff that got popular a while ago)

Name three countries with the best food in the world.

Most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my life

This is your appearance.

Best Gearsets: Japan (Shimanos) Best Tires: Italy (Vitorria) Best Bike Maker: ???

brazilian cybertruck which one you would buy?

Its official now

Russians redpill us on Rodnovery (Slavic paganism). It sounds like a good place for bernds to meet a schizo natasha with a nice hairy Bush.

Is something happening in the UK?

have you build your own SaaS money making application yet?

God dammit bernds I am at a very fucked ass crossroads in my life I either: A: go back to mommy, study in local college Or B: Stay in Tel Aviv, study in Tel Aviv college and work at the same time The subject is Electrical/Electronics Engineering, Im having a very difficult time doing both work and studies down here, I have no idea if itll become easier over time or ill just get deeper into shit and fuck up and strech my studies till my 40's even if I manage that t. 28 yo retard

You see incels? Having sex is easy

What is this guy all about?

What are your opinions on Puerto Rico?

Do you like it?

fuck niggers

i know the A and E pentatonic minor scales and the C and G major scales feeling based rn

U like?

Only 4 blinchiki with meat left

Who am I supposed to be rooting for? Zelensky is Jewish, looks like me, my family is from Ukraine. Putin looks like a goy, but I was raised in Russian culture, not Ukrainian culture. I am "Russian", not Ukrainian.

Should I 1. Quit my job and move to Thailand 2. Rot away in Finland t. asker

Stopped my first car today. The guy showed me some paper, I pretended to study it thoroughly for a five seconds and then let him go 😂 Some drivers didn't even stop, some sped up, it was almost embarrassing 😭

time to go for incelwalk

Bavarian police confiscated illegal weed plants

Russian children en masse performed the ritual of worshiping Satan. My respect!

this is what They denied me

Does Bernd collect banknotes from another country? Would Bernd agree to exchange banknotes with other Bernds from around the world?

ITT you speak about Israel I don't care if it's good or bad things, I just enjoy the attention

Bernd is about to embark on a cosmic journey See u guys later

>poccnr wins ukraine, ukraine is now poccnr But then >never recognized, even if made into a puppet state >constant terrorism >money blackhole >azov merges with Kadyrovites to dab on ethnic poccs in peacetime >never safe or profitable I think I know why wect wants Ukraine to fall. It is a kind of victory that is worse than defeat.

Why don't girls like me?

Honestly can't comprehend life in other countries having grown up in subtropical Florida suburbs where nothing ever happens and there is nothing to do Truly the starting area of the world

The student interns my section gets at work are like a transdimensional gate to the zoomer realm. Most of them are grilles and they are absolutely unbearable to endure in every aspect. It isnt already enough for them to be shallow, soulless consumer husks, they also need to be the most obnoxious personalities possible, incapable of doing the must mundane tasks or anything that does not require a phone. I am glad half of them will drop out of uni anyways.

>hyperrealistic neo-rococo steampunk afro warrior highly detailed masterpiece hd 8 k These were the prompts G-d used to generate me.

How can something be unnatural? Does it come from another plane of existence?

*taktaktaktaktaktak* *slide* *taktaktaktaktaktak* *slide* *taktaktaktaktaktak* *slide* *slams knife on table to clean it from sliced onions* *taktaktaktaktaktak* *slide* *taktaktaktaktaktak* *slide* *taktaktaktaktaktak* *slide* *slams knife on table to clean it from sliced onions*

If you only hang out with losers like Bernds you will always stay a loser.

if Brent was born a few decades earlier, he'd have a young wife, a house, a boat, 3 kids and would be retiring within 20 years being born after the boomers was possibly the lowest roll in history of evolution you could have rolled viking, roman, or stone age hunter gatherer

well?

I have one Jewish great grandparent, can I move to Israel ? I know nothing about Israel or jewishism.

It's not just a catchy tune, i feel those lyrics

I don't understand men who don't like girls feet Are they gay or something?

I almost finished reading an introductory chemistry book and I liked it. Before this I didn't know anything about chemistry and thought it was süper scary. But now I don't know what to do when I finish it. Another book? A book about something else? Read it again to try remember more of it?

there's very few based things about russia because russia is shit, but one incredibly based thing about russia is that it denounced its revolution as harmful and criminal and doesnt celebrate it anymore. i wish france would come to its senses and do the same one day

>state (its elite) is doing something Goy from a nigger cattle says: it's "we", "us", "ours"

There is a coffee automat in LIDL nearby, you can buy every sort of coffee for 1 euro.

Why do euros love American fruits?

actual british coins

Feminism will always be enemy of men.

How are you today?

I thought about going to USA in autumn, cause I don't like it when its so hot in summer(even though they have AC everywhere so I don't know) but then I remember that this is election time and everyone might be kinda crazy there at this time before the election?

I can't get hard at Indian women

What's your threshold for murder? What's the absolute minimum someone would have to do to get you angry enough to end their life? And what would be your price to kill someone you don't know? C'mon, everyone has a price, the difference is that some people have a price in dollars while others have a price in things/accomplishments/stuff/people, tell us YOUR price

Hilarious.

Globalsouthbros...

Who was to blame here?

Do ukrainian citizens need some kind of insurance when they enter EU? Like medical insurance? Or is foreign passport enough? t. never travelled before

I was at the gym once and it was like 25c outside and I opened a window, but because it was raining a little some fucking boomer went and closed the window because he “might get a cold” if the window is open when it’s raining. I wanted to kill him.

Guess what's in this barrel.

Terry A Davis thread

Why does celery tastes so horrible? Worst tasting vegetable ever, the only good thing about it is that I can cum more.

How did you cope with everyone else getting this while you rot alone until you die or kys? Keins not allowed.

I know it's called a false flag when you attack yourself and blame it on an enemy but what's it called when you let an enemy attack you when you could have stopped it just so you have an excuse for war?

>one more lane bro I swear this time it’ll work it’ll only cost $1.5 billion >no don’t walk anywhere or ride a bike or take transit, the oil companies need to keep sucking you dry

pheno?

kööpenhamia is on fire

KC tier moment singing gibberish with naked Amazon elders https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mUtobYnNUM

Germans, go my minions, translate!

This is my favourite cat meme

Why do russians pee on their own?

My cat just threw up this stuff and has been having diarrhea since yesterday. He is 14 years old. Is he dying?

Monday Igor thread

I live like this.

is there something like speech-to-speech? I need AI to not only clone my voice but to narrate or dub my speaking manner

You havent forgotten her, right?

How do i make burgers from minced meat? Press it together?

The most fastest plane ever was the X-15 I thought it was SR-71 blackbird for years

Single against Well having a relationship for the first time at level 31 was fun When I told her I wanted to break up she offered nothing or any willingness to change just started criticizing me Can't even remember the last time she wanted to kiss me Alas

Igor muttman is manic and deleting his posts again very vaginal behaviour

>How did knights exercise? We dunno. >How did knights fight? We dunno. >What, then what do you know? We have these Renaissance text on civilian dueling and play fight systems. And some bare bones military stuff from the 18th and 19th century, I guess. >Then why do you never do grappling and actual close combat and only do bad sports fencing? We hate getting close to other people and sweating is also not cool. Rage.

Consider the suffix -er It can either be a thing what does thing (example: one who thinks is a thinker); or it can be an increased version of thing (ex: if you're mad and get more mad you're madder) So what the fuck does bladder mean? It blads? It blads more than usual?

What is country with cheap hookers and drugs?

should I get 2 20 cm pizzas or 1 40 cm pizza

Im going to take a nap right on the next second the working hours will over. Hope to sleep right until the next morning.

Is Russia the most socially conservative white country in the world?

Should i take a break from weed today? My lungs hurt

Is this mean the Germans have become poor?

I bought food and filled my fridge. Very healthy and nutritious.

choose your government assigned wife and daughter

Why do poccnrs think of themselves as "christians"?

https://tinyuri.com/BrazilCensorship1

Thankfully they were able to end this kindly old man's reign of terror so he could spend his final years in undignified misery. What kind of a monster actually likes children and enjoys making them happy? Fortunately they've gotten him out of the way to make room for actual child abusers who will beat and degrade kids like a normal person. Dog bless Ameriga https://youtu.be/-aLS41zR774?si=FGyCbGdMVrnggC-N That's the face of a man who knows exactly how full of shit the judge is